February 2012
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canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
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Cross off the things you've done. →
Graduated high school.
Kissed someone.
Collected something really stupid.
Smoked a cigarette.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.(barely)
Dealt drugs.
Been in...
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Person: I found your tumblr.
Me:
Person:
Me:
Person:
Police Man: So they just fell off a cliff?
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me and my friend were sitting on my bed and she was helping me with homework and i always literally have lke 20 tabs up on firefox and we were using one of them to use a database and she goes “you have a tumblr?” because she saw the tab. and my heart literally stopped. and i was like “uh yeah kinda” and she’s like “what do you use it for?” and i was like...
dentist: im going to put this sharp metal object in your mouth okay
me: *gums start bleeding*
dentist: this wouldnt happen if you flossed
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me: this is disgusting. when did i get this huge fucking belly? roommate: a couple months after coming to college? me: pretty much. roommate: start coming to the gym with me. me: i’ll probably just stop eating instead.
drunk conversations are honest conversations.
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so other than the fact that the autistic boy literally punched me in the fucking eye and then the nose, gave me about 6 bruises on my legs and tried to smash my head through a pane of glass, i’d say that went pretty well.
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this week is probably going to be the most stressful of this entire year. last night i had a fever and was dying all fucking night because i was burning up but i had the goosebumps and the room was hot and it wasn’t helping and i’m such a baby when i’m sick and i just wanted to be held. so i wake up today and i feel better, but still kind of weird. my throat is fucking killing me...
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crackercolfer:
breaking news a teenage girl was cured of her clinical depression after seeing a webcam picture of a person smiling and holding up a piece of paper more at 11
Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
Me when i'm around people: I want to be alone
Me when i'm alone: I want to be around people
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last night i was running outside and like jumping over snowbanks and causing mayhem and everyone was cutting through a building because it was cold outside but i was convinced we’d get in trouble if we did that, so i went the long way around but was like sprinting and the guy i was with is chasing after me like “WHERE ARE YOU GOING?” and i’m like “I’M TAKING...
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